9:00 - FORTY-FIVE MINUTES TO TERROR!
9:01 - FORTY-FOUR MINUTES TO TERROR!
9:02 - FORTY-THREE MINUTES TO TERROR!
and so on and so forth.
9:40 - Teachers dismiss students early cos they have decided to stay in the staff room for the performance, their weak hearts can't take it
9:44 - CCLGMM prepare fluffy earmuffs!
9:45 - Stroll to the hall
10:00 - Reach hall
10:05 - CCLGMM find a nice space to sit together
10:06 - Realise that sly is already on stage. cc puts on blindfold cos she still wants to see.
10:07:13 - Sly talks.
10:07:16 - Sly finishes talking cos he has very limited vocab.
10:07:20 - Sly says he will be singing a song called "Noisy"
10:07:21 - CCLGMM PUT ON EARMUFFS SIMULTANEOUSLY
10:08 - Realise that almost the entire hall starts going to the toilet/putting on earplugs
10:10 - Sly sings. Everyone notices that the trees outside start shedding leaves and dying. Random insects and birds drop dead, storm clouds gather.
10:35 - Sly PUTS DOWN MIKE OMG ROCKS.
10:36 - Whole school comes flooding back from the toilet
10:37 - CCLGMM take off earmuffs, relieved they survived the terrible ordeal
10:38 - mrs goh takes over mike and everyone's happy to hear her melodious voice (compared to sly's)
10:40 - Dismissed to buy his album/autograph session (HAHAHHA)

10:41 - CCLGMM: FIRST TO RUSH TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH SLY -FANGIRLY SCREAM-
10:46 - mich asks sly to say "I am er." Sly, being stupid as he is, willingly repeats after us. "I am er!" Sly thinks it's DAMN KEWL SIAZ and keeps repeating it to his fans. and then cc decides to teach him the phrase "fugly fly" and again, he stupidly repeats after us. combine the two together it becomes " i am sly the fugly er fly " and it becomes his signature phrase to go with his signature ER and FUGLY wink wink pose.
10:48 - Lix takes out videocam and asks him for a song. Wait, we put on earmuffs then you sing, okay? Sly sings.
10:49 - Videocam lens shatter. We wonder why.
10:50 - cc takes out the poster with mutilated sly on it, and screams for him to sign it
10:51 - Squealing how cute sly looks in the poster
10:52 - Still squealing "omiGaWdXxX sly ish sho blardee kewt larZzZ...!!!!!! moi idol wOrXxx!!!!"
10:56 - Enough of fake, ahlian squealing. Hold the poster up and start singing jap song. Burn joss sticks and chant scriptures for him
11:00 - Stick poster at father barre entrance so everyone knows that we are paying tribute to "a cherished one". Mourns for about 1 or 2 seconds
11:02 - CLIQUE RECESS :D